The Story Behind the Tee
4:38 PM.
You finally sit down.
Not for long. Just long enough to enjoy three peaceful sips of coffee before someone appears in the doorway.
“Mom, what’s for dinner?”
You look at the clock.
Seriously?
Didn’t everyone just eat?
You mentally scroll through the contents of your refrigerator. Half a cucumber. Some shredded cheese. Leftover pasta that nobody wanted yesterday. And a suspicious container you aren’t emotionally prepared to open.
“I’m thinking about it,” you reply.
Your child looks disappointed.
Apparently, thinking isn’t on the menu.
5:12 PM.
You open the fridge again, hoping something magical has happened since the last inspection.
Nothing.
You consider tacos.
Someone doesn’t like tacos anymore.
You consider chicken.
Someone had chicken at school.
You consider breakfast for dinner.
“Again?”
Right. Because apparently, feeding people every single day isn’t enough. You’re also expected to provide variety, creativity, and a dining experience worthy of a five-star restaurant.
With ingredients you were somehow supposed to remember to buy.
5:46 PM.
You’re standing in the kitchen, stirring something in a pan while answering a homework question, locating a missing water bottle, and explaining why cookies don’t count as a vegetable.
Then comes the question.
“Is dinner ready yet?”
You stare into the distance.
For one beautiful second, you imagine a world where dinner simply appears.
No planning. No grocery lists. No arguments about mysterious green things.
Just food.
Ready.
Every night.
And then you remember that tomorrow exists.
Which means you’ll be doing this all over again.
6:23 PM.
Dinner is finally on the table.
One child wants more sauce. Another wants less. Someone asks whether there’s anything else.
You take your first bite.
And despite everything, you smile.
Because the kitchen is loud, the table is messy, and somehow everyone ended up together.
Later, while scrolling through funny mom shirts, you spot one with huge hot-pink and yellow lettering:
“I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND DINNER IS DAILY.”
You laugh so hard you almost spill your coffee.
Because that’s it.
That’s the entire problem.
Not one difficult dinner.
Not one chaotic Tuesday.
Dinner.
Every.
Single.
Day.
You don’t need another recipe.
You need this shirt.
And maybe someone else to decide what’s for dinner tomorrow.
❤️ More Than Just a Funny Mom T-Shirt
Some mom jokes are funny because they’re exaggerated.
This one is funny because it’s painfully accurate.
The 99 Problems and Dinner Is Daily Funny Mom T-Shirt captures one of motherhood’s most relatable everyday struggles: figuring out what everyone is going to eat. Again. Tomorrow. And apparently forever.
The design features bold, oversized typography with the statement “I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND DINNER IS DAILY.” Bright hot-pink lettering makes “99 PROBLEMS” impossible to miss, while the enormous sunny-yellow “DAILY” delivers the punchline with extra attitude. Cream-colored text, thick black outlines, angled lettering, and playful pink swooshes create an energetic, retro-inspired graphic that feels confident, cheeky, and fun.
No complicated illustrations. No unnecessary details. Just one hilariously familiar sentence that says everything.
This funny mom shirt is perfect for busy moms, working moms, stay-at-home moms, and anyone who has ever stared into an open refrigerator hoping dinner would somehow plan itself.
It also makes a thoughtful, funny gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, mom friends, or that one exhausted parent who always gets asked the same question at 5 PM.
Because motherhood comes with plenty of challenges.
But the most persistent one might just be deciding what’s for dinner.
👕 About Your Tee
A beautiful story deserves a tee you’ll actually want to wear.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, this classic unisex jersey tee combines a soft cotton feel with an easy everyday fit designed to feel like a well-loved favorite.
- Soft and comfortable jersey fabric
- Classic crew neckline
- Easy unisex fit
- Side-seamed construction to help maintain its shape
- Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching
- Detailed printed front design
Material: Made with soft cotton jersey for a comfortable everyday feel. Fiber composition may vary by color.
🧺 Care Instructions
Your family schedule is complicated enough. Caring for your tee shouldn’t be.
- Machine wash cold, max. 30°C / 90°F
- Turn inside out before washing to help protect the print
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron on medium heat if needed
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Do not dry clean
A little extra care: Washing inside out and using lower temperatures can help keep the design looking its best for longer.
📦 Shipping & Delivery
Made for you, then sent your way.
Each shirt is printed especially for your order, so please allow a little time for us to make it before it begins its journey to you.
Estimated delivery within the U.S.: 4–12 business days.
This estimate includes production and standard shipping. Delivery times may vary during holidays, peak seasons, or because of carrier delays.
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order and delivery address.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information so you can follow it all the way home.
↩️ Returns & Replacements
Something went wrong? We’ll make it right.
Every shirt is made especially for your order. Because of this, we don’t accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect size, or incorrect color selections.
Please take a moment to check our size guide and your selected color before placing your order.
If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, we’ve got you covered.
Please contact us within 30 days of delivery and include your order number and a clear photo showing the issue. Eligible claims will be reviewed and, when approved, we’ll provide a replacement or refund.
In most cases involving a damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect item, you won’t need to send the product back.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can’t guarantee a free replacement or refund if an order can’t be delivered because an incorrect or incomplete address was provided.
Our 30-day claim period does not limit any rights you may have under applicable law.
🌿 Our Mission
A Little Good for the Planet
Every story can make a difference.
At I Print A Story, we believe what you wear can say something about who you are, make someone smile, and do a little good along the way.
That’s why $1 from every order is donated to support environmental projects that help protect and restore our planet.
Your order isn’t just another T-shirt. It’s your story, printed to wear, with a small contribution toward something bigger.
Your story. Your tee. A little good for our planet. 🌎
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