❤️ The Story Behind the Tee
5:42 PM.
You’re standing in the kitchen.
Dinner is almost ready.
Then someone walks in.
“Are we having chicken again?”
You look up.
“Yes.”
“Couldn’t we have pasta instead?”
You glance at the chicken.
The chicken that’s already cooking.
Interesting suggestion.
Then another family member appears.
“I was actually thinking pizza.”
And suddenly, everyone has an opinion.
Pasta.
Pizza.
Something healthy.
Something different.
Something nobody can actually describe.
You take a deep breath.
“Okay. Who wants to help cook?”
Silence.
Beautiful, complete silence.
You look around.
The same people who had seventeen dinner suggestions thirty seconds ago have mysteriously lost the ability to speak.
One suddenly remembers homework.
Another needs to find something upstairs.
And someone quietly disappears into the living room.
Amazing.
Apparently, everyone wants a five-star restaurant experience.
With unlimited menu options.
And absolutely no participation.
You turn back to the stove.
Finish cooking.
Put dinner on the table.
And, naturally…
Everyone eats it.
Everyone wants options. No one helps.
Sounds about right.
❤️ More Than Just a Funny T-Shirt
Everyone has dinner suggestions. Somehow, Mom still does all the cooking.
The Everyone Wants Options. No One Helps. T-Shirt celebrates one of the most familiar frustrations of family life.
Featuring bold red-and-cream lettering and a perfectly sarcastic message, this design captures the daily struggle of trying to please everyone while getting very little help.
It’s funny because it’s familiar.
It’s relatable because it’s real.
Perfect for busy moms, family cooks, grocery runs, casual outings, or your next household dinner debate.
It also makes a funny and thoughtful gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anyone who’s tired of running a family restaurant without a kitchen staff.
Because having an opinion is easy. Helping make dinner? Apparently, that’s another story.
👕 About Your Tee
A relatable story deserves a tee you’ll actually want to wear.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, this classic unisex jersey tee pairs a soft cotton feel with an easy everyday fit designed to feel like a well-loved favorite.
- Soft and comfortable jersey fabric
- Classic crew neckline
- Easy unisex fit
- Side-seamed construction to help maintain its shape
- Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching
- Detailed printed front design
Material: Made with soft cotton jersey for a comfortable everyday feel.
🧺 Care Instructions
Everyone has opinions about dinner. At least caring for your tee is simple.
- Machine wash cold, max. 30°C / 90°F
- Turn inside out before washing to help protect the print
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron on medium heat if needed
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Do not dry clean
A little extra care: Washing inside out and using lower temperatures can help keep the design looking its best for longer.
📦 Shipping & Delivery
Made for you, then sent your way.
Each shirt is printed especially for your order, so please allow a little time for us to make it before it begins its journey to you.
Estimated delivery within the U.S.: 4–12 business days.
This estimate includes production and standard shipping. Delivery times may vary during holidays, peak seasons, or because of carrier delays.
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order and delivery address.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information so you can follow it all the way home.
↩️ Returns & Replacements
Something went wrong? We’ll make it right.
Every shirt is made especially for your order. Because of this, we don’t accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect size, or incorrect color selections.
Please take a moment to check our size guide and your selected color before placing your order.
If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, we’ve got you covered.
Please contact us within 30 days of delivery and include your order number and a clear photo showing the issue. Eligible claims will be reviewed and, when approved, we’ll provide a replacement or refund.
In most cases involving a damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect item, you won’t need to send the product back.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. We can’t guarantee a free replacement or refund if an order can’t be delivered because an incorrect or incomplete address was provided.
Our 30-day claim period does not limit any rights you may have under applicable law.
🌿 Our Mission
A Little Good for the Planet
Every story can make a difference.
At I Print A Story, we believe what you wear can say something about who you are, make someone smile, and do a little good along the way.
That’s why $1 from every order is donated to support environmental projects that help protect and restore our planet.
Your order isn’t just another T-shirt. It’s your story, printed to wear, with a small contribution toward something bigger.
Your story. Your tee. A little good for our planet. 🌎
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